
people who feel the need to add their commentary to every post
I know omg I hate it when people do that
(via nigga-paradise)

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
There are two types of people.
(Source: shellytothebelly, via aratherfunnyblog)

And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD
(via aratherfunnyblog)
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
(via chickiefingie)
Wanting a sugar daddy but not being able to get one because youre ugly
(via breadstickz)